My Acting Career

I am heading toward a career in film as an actress. Certainly I am skinny enough. And certainly I am drama queen material. All I am missing is any control over my body and the Oscar would be mine. 


After my stunning performances as Snow White and Cinderella I know that the role of Judy in the blockbuster hit, The Spellers of Mount Kisco, will be mine. I will perfect my repertoire of Judyisms, while overtly emanating a wide variety of really interesting emotions. The portrayal that wins me the Oscar totally needs to attract worldwide  recognition of the power of Judy. Usually there will be lead actors who talk, but in my case that’s unnecessary. The role is silent, only requiring eyebrows that are particularly expressive.

Talking will take place using dubbing. Sandra Bullock has already expressed interest. The role of me will be played by Jennifer Lawrence.

I will start work immediately on my acceptance speech.