My Thoughts Today

SUBLIMELY RIDICULOUS

Insights on Today's World

A Blog
by Nonspeaker, Wit, Sage and Standup Comic
Justin Abinanti

My name is Justin Abinanti and I am nonspeaking. I am most certainly verbal though. Many of my fellow nonspeakers are highly academic, but not me. I think I must have been born under a silly star. I’m eager to make it in comedy. I’ve given it thought and I am a born stand-up. Unfortunately the world is not quite ready for a stand-up comedian who cannot speak. Not being able to speak might hold some people back, but I am basically professionally resilient. Maybe I’ll never take over hosting the Tonight Show or starring at Caroline’s Comedy Club, but there are other ways to shine.

Thus my blog which gives me, a speller, a venue to comment on the idiocy, silliness, weirdness and hilarity of our world.

8/1/2025 0 Comments

My Thoughts Today

I came in today believing Judy could get me a girlfriend. (Not really! - but since she definitely fixes everything, I figured why not ask!) Definitely it is a problem,not enough girls to go around. I am a real catch: I am handsome and funny. Girls should be all over me. Can I possibly be any more of a studmuffin?

Hallmark Moment from me now: I am happier than a pig in shit today because I am with Judy. Happiness is her gift to her. I am getting mushy today, which isn’t like me. Having a session with Judy is the greatest. I always took it for granted I’d see her every week, until I didn’t, with the new schedule. All of us want Judy time.

I am incredibly lucky to have been one of her first students. I really took it for granted back then and gave her a hard time. But I believe I have matured in this way. I love spelling now. I can’t get enough really. Facing facts, I am not going to be an academic, but all my life I am going to have the ability to talk, thanks to Judy.