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Insights on Today's World
A Blog
by Nonspeaker, Wit,  Sage and Standup Comic
Justin Abinanti

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My name is Justin Abinanti and I am nonspeaking. I am most certainly verbal though. Many of my fellow nonspeakers are highly academic, but not me. I think I must have been born under a silly star. I’m eager to make it in comedy. I’ve given it thought and I am a born stand-up. Unfortunately the world is not quite ready for a stand-up comedian who cannot speak. Not being able to speak might hold some people back, but I am basically professionally resilient. Maybe I’ll never take over hosting the Tonight Show or starring at Caroline’s Comedy Club, but there are other ways to shine.

Thus my blog which gives me, a speller, a venue to comment on the idiocy, silliness, weirdness and hilarity of our world. 


4/25/2024 0 Comments

My New Dream Job


I thought I wanted to become a comedian, but I am rethinking my career choice. I just read that the Penguin post office in Antarctica is hiring. I am most interested in the part of the part of the job that involves counting penguins.I always wanted to count penguins but didn’t know I could make a living at it. This job is like my dream come true:  not only do I get to count penguins all day but I can go for weeks smelling like their poo. I don’t actually know what it smells like, but it’s probably better than the hummus I always smell like now. 


I understand that I must be British to apply. I assume that’s ‘cause they are used to no running water and bathe in tubs on special occasions. The lack of decent plumbing is their norm anyway. I’m willing to become British if that’s what it takes.  I’m heading straight to the tattoo parlor to have King Charles tattooed on my thigh. I’ll have a few thousand penguins tattooed on my body while I”m there. That way I can count them even after I retire.


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