Metamorphosis

This New Year is going to see a whole new Justin. I am determined to become a gentleman and a scholar. I am going to make my girlfriend, Judy, proud.

It will be a hard road since I am starting from a place of piggery. I am a crude and ignorant slob, but I am reforming. I can reform with the best of them. I can reform so much that no one will recognize me. They will say, “Who is that righteous gentleman over there? Is that the Duke of Buckingham? My word, but he is so proper and his manners are exquisite!”  

I will study and learn to fill my vacuous mind. I will become a Renaissance Man and say things like, “That Degas is stunning!” and “Yes, I did listen to NPR last night.”

This coming year will be one of change. Stay tuned for updates on my metamorphosis.