Gala for Justin Abinanti is a Towering Success

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Justin Abinanti

My name is Justin Abinanti and I am nonspeaking. I am most certainly verbal though. Many of my fellow nonspeakers are highly academic, but not me. I think I must have been born under a silly star. I’m eager to make it in comedy. I’ve given it thought and I am a born stand-up. Unfortunately the world is not quite ready for a stand-up comedian who cannot speak. Not being able to speak might hold some people back, but I am basically professionally resilient. Maybe I’ll never take over hosting the Tonight Show or starring at Caroline’s Comedy Club, but there are other ways to shine.

Thus my blog which gives me, a speller, a venue to comment on the idiocy, silliness, weirdness and hilarity of our world.

4/30/2024 0 Comments

Gala for Justin Abinanti is a Towering Success

On April 6, 2024, the Mouth to Hand annual gala took place in the Putnam County Golf Club. The press missed out on covering the event, wasting time on such trivialities as the Middle East and the presidential election. I therefore am providing the coverage they neglected to give.

I have to begin by stating that my Mom looked divine in her designer dress. My father looked distinguished as always. I, of course, was downright hot and sexy. I am hot and sexy every day, but was especially so that night. The ladies couldn’t keep their hands off of me.

In other news, Judy made the event memorable by reading my piece and showing my photo. I am kind of gorgeous so it’s hardly surprising that it was the high point of the night.

Fake News Network coverage of this event is brought to you by Justin Abinanti…and kind of by M2H.