Dance Reflections

So yeah, the M2H dance.  I came with my friend, Rebecca, and she is seriously hot. No other guy came with a date. Definitely I noticed that she danced with pretty much everyone except me. 

Now, I know it’s not me. I am the epitome of the Great American Stud. I mean…look at me! I am handsome, built, and can’t talk back! Every woman’s dream! 

Except Rebecca’s apparently.

I saw her dancing with Rocco, Anthony, Luke and many more guys. 

And not me. 

I am getting jealous of Alex Gorman because he is totally a chick magnet. Here I am, looking like this, and my date dances with everyone but me. WTF. 

Can’t complain though, I suppose. I got to dance with Grandpa Wally most of the night. 

Eat your hearts out, boys.