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by Nonspeaker, Wit, Sage and Standup Comic
Justin Abinanti

My name is Justin Abinanti and I am nonspeaking. I am most certainly verbal though. Many of my fellow nonspeakers are highly academic, but not me. I think I must have been born under a silly star. I’m eager to make it in comedy. I’ve given it thought and I am a born stand-up. Unfortunately the world is not quite ready for a stand-up comedian who cannot speak. Not being able to speak might hold some people back, but I am basically professionally resilient. Maybe I’ll never take over hosting the Tonight Show or starring at Caroline’s Comedy Club, but there are other ways to shine.

Thus my blog which gives me, a speller, a venue to comment on the idiocy, silliness, weirdness and hilarity of our world.

4/15/2025 0 Comments

The Gala

Definitely the gala was beyond awesome. It really is the best night of the year. Certainly a man like me deserves a tribute like that. I am just that beyond amazing. The room looked beautiful.

The Hallmark Moment of the evening was obviously when my photo came up in Judy’s presentation. I came to the realization then that I really am staggeringly handsome.

Giving the other nonspeakers credit, I did enjoy the rest of the presentation. And I loved the auction. The entire night was spectacular.