All in the Name of Freedom

I think I am going to become the spellperson for gender equality in New York. I can’t wait for my next trip to NYC to show my support for the pillars of modern feminism. Eila Adams is my heroine as are her voluptuous and very visible breasts. 

According to an article in the New York Post, Eila believes that if men can walk around topless then so can women. I could not agree more. In what has to be a monumental step forward for the cause of equality in this country, and to show my support for toplessness, it’s time to outlaw shirts. I am more than willing to sacrifice my shirts if others are willing to join me for the good of America. 

Our country was founded on the rights of the individual to pursue happiness.  Happiness is topless women as far as I’m concerned. And them wearing shirts impinges on my rights as a citizen. Let me point out that the door swings both ways: I am more than happy to lose my shirt for the happiness of the ladies.
America is the home of the free. Happiness is a nice set of boobs: so set 'em free, ladies.