Academic Genius

I am 8 and a half, and that is getting on in years. It means I need to settle down and start to take life seriously. I am considering my academic career. It is high time I started to seriously study math and science. I will need biology and neuroscience to cure dyspraxia. I want people to tutor me immediately. Kids my age perhaps don’t take academics seriously, but I am a genius. I plan to be in college by 14, if not sooner.  Immediate plans include getting Mom to stop the second grade nonsense. I’m so bored I want to poke my own eyes out. I believe I am ready for AP classes.