Lessons From the Jets

Today is opening day of the Jets season. Over the years I’ve learned a lot from the errors of my beloved losers.  Firstly, it’s important to have a hard-hitting offense line. Definitely the best defense is a good offense, so don’t expect to score if your offensive line cannot protect your quarterback and open up holes for your running backs. My parents are my offensive line that allow me to score by protecting me…and they open up holes that allow me to fly through.

The second lesson I’ve learned is to have an offensive coordinator who is imaginative and does the unexpected. Let’s face facts:  no one knows how to cure autism.  Doing the same things over and over, no matter what, is the height of idiocy. I am sitting here writing this because my parents learned to vary the playbook.  And they learned that few things they’d tried to help me actually had. 
Finally, the importance of a good draft cannot be underestimated. One of the most famous mistakes in Jets history is picking Kyle Brady and not picking Warren Sapp. Warren Sapp went to the Hall of Fame:  no one ever heard of Kyle Brady. Anyway, the point I am making is that to win, you need a winning team. Picking the Kyle Bradys of the world won’t make you a winner.  So pick the Warren Sapps, like Judy. Awkward to say but…I’ve had a lot of Kyle Bradys in my life.

Let’s hope the Jets have learned some lessons too. I am hoping for a great season for both of us.