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AMAZINGLY INTERESTING

BY ANTHONY PICCOLINO

Many of us here at M2H love music, but no one loves it as much as me. Perhaps that is a big claim, but I believe it to be true. I love music so much that I want to devote my life to it and become a music critic some day.

I am the child of restaurant owners and I eat maybe six foods in the world. I am telling you this explain how raging is my OCD. So I put the damn thing to use and OCD on music. I’d bet anything that Carl Orff himself listened to Carmina Burana less often than me.

Anyway, my blog will be about how amazingly interesting I am.

9/27/2024 1 Comment

Sensory Needs

Today’s fact from the most interesting man on Earth: I am not sharing some facts about Judy’s arm fat because Mom says it’s inappropriate. I will just say that it’s very calming to me. Sensory things like that, and music, and stupid videos on YouTube are necessary for my nervous system.

I know that some people judge us because many of us stim on children’s videos. I don’t know any nonspeaker who doesn’t, except Alex. I don’t like them, but I must watch them. In fact, they annoy my cognitive brain. But the part of my brain that I don’t control demands that I watch them. It’s actually very humiliating to me to have people see me do it.

So I live in hope that one day science will figure out why part of my brain is so stupid while my thinking brain is not.

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9/20/2024 0 Comments

Fact Number One

Anthony Piccolino is amazingly interesting, say the newspapers. The media hails him as the most astoundingly fascinating man in the world. Yet strangely, many people still don’t know him as the god he is. To rectify this, you will learn a fact about him in each post.

Today’s fact: he hates pizza…even though his parents own the most popular pizzeria in the area. And Judy’s family orders from it every weekend, so you know. It turns out that science has shown that men who don’t eat pizza are ten times more fascinating than the men who do eat pizza.

Truth.